Un couple sauvé par un préservatif

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Un beau témoignage sur Facebook, un gentil jeune homme sauve sa relation en laissant ses capotes dans la voiture…

Pour les moins anglophones d’entre vous, je me risque à une traduction approximative :

Ma petite amie m’avait invité chez elle et en arrivant j’y ai trouvé sa petite soeur toute seule. Peu après être arrivé, elle est venue près de moi et m’a chuchoté dans l’oreille que nous devrions coucher ensembles avant le retour de sa soeur. Je me suis immédiatement levé et suis reparti en direction de ma voiture. J’ai trouvé ma petite amie dehors qui attendait près de la porte, là elle m’enserra et me dit « tu as gagné ma confiance ».

Morale de l’histoire, il faut toujours garder ses préservatifs dans la voiture.

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